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why do governments plough millions into useless shite like unemployment benifits, when they could have used all that money to find a way to learn everything wihout studying. Meaning as long as we went to School, College, Uni etc, we’d know everything wthat we were taught like the back of our hands and no one would be unemployed because everyone would know everything.
— Bane #3: retarded political dilettantism
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The best version of Here Comes the Flood, by Peter Gabriel. Ignore the ridiculous introduction courtesy of Kate Bush and what appears to be a Bee Gees reject.
Drink up, dreamers, you’re running dry.
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Haha just told my mum and dad I’d rather have the £500 than this iPhone and they basically just went through me :) lovin life!
— Bane #2: ungrateful little shits.
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well my boyfriend battered a black guy on a bus and hes treating it as racial, and my bf has has two intermediate diat things allready
— My first client.
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you need to find some new, more neurotic, friends
— John Henry Morgan, on my lack of Tumblr followers.
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Sir Humphrey Appleby: Surely your daughter will listen to reason?
Jim Hacker MP: Of course not, she’s a sociology student!
Jim Hacker MP: Of course not, she’s a sociology student!
— Yes Minister
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And the award for the most convoluted textbook of 2010 goes to…
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Hence, the “mirror effect”, or the “after you, Claud; no, after you, Montmorency” scenario, or circulus inextricabilis has not arisen.
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confession
The preceding quotation by Confucius does not serve to attempt to paint myself in a scholarly light. I shall freely admit that I came across it in a book on Advocacy Skills.
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If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant; if what is said is not what is meant, then what ought to be done is left undone
— Confucius
